Sunshine and Pink Awesomeness

Ask me anything, or don't, I'm a blogger, not a cop.   I am an Internet addict who spends way too much time wasting time.

Oh, hello there. I bet you’re wondering, why the red suit? Well, that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed. (x)

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what if u walked into ur kitchen and kanye west was lovingly preparing cookies for u and quietly rapping to himself in a happy tone that would be so beautiful


no one man should have all that flour

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Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

there’s no way these all weren’t planned.

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"I'm tired of feeling like I'm fuckin' crazy"

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bioware:what do you mEAN you don't like liara
bioware:you hear that your LI is jealous because u talked to liara once
bioware:aw you rejected her again too bad she's still into you regardless
bioware:guess what
bioware:in order to advance the plot u have to have mind sex with liara. twice
bioware:lol even though shep shut her down and romanced someone else they will continue to talk about how amazing and beautiful she is over the next 3 games
bioware:oh look at all this content and scenes specifically for liara
bioware:i see you used renegade options to reject her again...
bioware:it's ok there's like 9 other chances bc obviously you weren't thinking straight that time lmao
— 21 hours ago with 1565 notes

this might be the funniest part in the whole let’s play


this might be the funniest part in the whole let’s play

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This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him

That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.

One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.

When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”

And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.

Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.

I feel like I have to be a complete cunt to people I don’t know just so they don’t have any reason to accuse me of being a tease.

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